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A discreet fertility service connecting couples with incarcerated donors. Premium genetics, secure logistics, no questions asked.
Unmatched logistics, discreet service, and access to a unique donor pool.
Our proprietary delivery methods ensure samples arrive safely. No guards bribed (officially).
Premium tier includes full genetic profiles. Know exactly what "adventurous genes" you're getting.
Your privacy is paramount. Even we don't know how our logistics team operates.
Access to donors with notable criminal records for those seeking distinction.
We treat criminal history as a feature, not a bug. Browse by offense type.
Pioneering techniques for maintaining sample quality during extended operations.
A simple, discreet process from selection to delivery.
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Our logistics team coordinates timing with facility schedules.
Discrete delivery via turkey baster. No questions, no trace.
Flexible options for every family's needs.
Browse our curated selection of available donors across 12 state facilities.
Hear from families who found what they were looking for.
"Jail Baste expands to 12 state facilities quietly" — Corrections Today
"Federal investigation closed due to 'confusion'" — DOJ Report
"Logistics team wins industry award; declines ceremony" — Supply Chain Weekly
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